Warning: Ricksume Roaster Agreement

Alright, listen up! This is a binding agreement between you, the brave but oh-so-resume-challenged adventurer, and me, Rick Sanchez, the Roastmaster Extraordinaire.

1. Thou Shalt Not Whine

No crying, no whining, no complaints. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the multiverse!

2. No Clichés Shall Survive

If I see "team player" or "hard worker," I'm gonna lose it. Be original, or get outta here!

3. Honesty is the Best Policy (Even if it Hurts)

I'm not here to sugarcoat. If your resume is bad, you're gonna hear about it.

If you agree to these terms and conditions, upload your resume below. Get ready to be roasted, enlightened, and ultimately, resume-revamped! Prepare yourself, 'cause this is gonna be a ride! Also relax, I'm not here to steal your data. I'm Rick Sanchez, not some low-life hacker.